A taxi driver picked up a nun whose pretty face and curvaceous body looks like you have seen the angelic face and sexy figure of Filipina actress Marian Rivera.
She got into the taxi and the driver won’t stop staring at her through the cab’s rear view mirror.
She asked him why he is staring and he replied, “Sister, I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answered: “Brother, you cannot offend me. When you’re a nun like me for a long time, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, Sister, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me, specially as pretty as you are.”
She responded, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: first you have to be single and second, you must be a Catholic.”
The taxi driver is very excited and said, “ Yes, I am single and I’m Catholic too.”
The nun said, “OK, pull into into the next alley.” He did and the nun fulfilled his fantasy.
But when they got back on the road, the taxi driver started crying. “Brother,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess. I’m married and I’m a Baptist.”
The nun said, “That’s OK, Brother. Actually, I am not a nun. I’m on my way to a Halloween party. By the way, my name is Mario!”
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