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Monday, December 1, 2008

How To Make A Woman... and A Man... Happy!!

E-mail ito ng kumare ko at dating college barkada na nagdiriwang ng 10th wedding anniversary together with her beloved esposo.

Hindi niya sinabi kung saan niya napulot ang mga nakasulat sa ibaba. Ang importante, may hatid itong saya. Matapos ko itong mabasa, ako'y napangiti at natawa. Sana ikaw rin!

Heto raw ang mga subok na paraan para mapaligaya ng isang lalake ang isang babae... at mapatunayan din ni lalake na mahal niya talaga si babae.


55 WAYS TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a lawyer
7. a master
8. a chef
9. an electrician
10. a carpenter
11. a plumber
12. a mechanic
13. a decorator
14. a stylist
15. a sexologist
16. a gynecologist
17. a psychologist
18. a pest exterminator
19. a psychiatrist
20. a healer
21. a good listener
22. an organizer
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

Without Forgetting To:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be a good provider
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

And At The Same Time, Must Also:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

It Is Very Important:
54. never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes
55. and always devote time for hugging, kissing and loving-loving!


3 WAYS TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

A woman who loves his man must only remember 3 simple steps.

A woman only needs to:
1. Show up naked
2. Compliment his looks
3. Bring food


2 WAYS TO MAKE BOTH WOMAN AND MAN HAPPY

Kahit sino Sasaya, basta Nagpa-Canton at Nagpa-BJ Ka!
1. Pa Canton Ka Naman! - magpakain ng pansit.
2. Pa BJ Ka Naman!- magpainom ng buko juice drink.


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