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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Pinoy Drinkers: Beer Compared to Women!

Inspiring Quote from a Beer Drinker:
"I have no drinking problem. I drink. I got drunk. I passed out. No problem!"


Kung meron daw masasabing isang lahi sa Asya na pinakamalakas tumungga ng serbesa, mga Pinoy 'yon!

Basta beer ang usapan, case to case basis ang karamihan ng mga Pinoy. Sa anumang okasyong Pinoy - birthday, kasalan, binyagan, graduation, fiesta at iba pang dahilan at kulturang Pinoy para magkasama-sama ang buong pamilya, kamag-anakan, kapitbahayan at mga kaibigan, tiyak na hindi mawawala ang beer sa handang inumin.

E-mail ito sa akin ng isang kaibigang beer drinker.. and mind you, babae siya - engineer pa!


25 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women?
1. You can enjoy beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play basketball or any sports.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer the bottle is still worth a few coins.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer on your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
16. A beer always goes down easy.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.

Cheers to beer drinkers! Inuman na...


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