Bawat bansa ay may mga batas na sinusunod. Ang mga batas na ito ay ginawa ng tao. Depende sa batas na nilabag, ang hindi sumunod ay pinaparusahan ng multa, kulong o kamatayan.
Maging ang Dakilang Lumikha ay may mga utos na mas mataas pa sa mga batas na ginawa ng tao. Ito ay masasabi nating mga batas ng Diyos at ang gantimpala sa nagsasabuhay nito ay langit, at sa mga pasaway ay sa impiyerno!
Pero meron ding mga batas ang uniberso o kalikasan na applicable sa lahat ng klase ng tao- anuman ang lahi at anuman ang edad, mayaman o mahirap, may edukasyon o wala, mabuti man o masama ang ugali, mapa-lalake, mapa-babae at kahit di tiyak ang kasarian.
Narito ang ilan sa Universal Laws na tinipon dito at ang opinyon-hirit ng Pinoy Funny Ideas blog:
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Pinoy Style: Magsama ng tagakamot ng ilong at dyumingel na muna bago magkumpuni!
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Pinoy Style: Maghanda ng flashlight at panungkit bago mag-umpisa ng kukutingtingin!
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Pinoy Style: Mag-astang istupido o magtanga-tangahan sa lahat ng oras para hindi halata pag may nagawang kaistupiduhan o katangahan!
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Pinoy Style: Mag-text na lang or makipag-chat sa internet!
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Pinoy Style: May aksidente sa kalsadang dinaanan. Ma-traffic!
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Pinoy Style: Sumingit agad basta may konting masisingitan. O dumaan sa sidewalk or pavement ng kalsada. O salubungin ang opposite lane!
Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Pinoy Style: Maglagay ng cordless extension phone unit sa banyo!
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Pinoy Style: Lumikong pakanan o pakaliwa ng daan. Magsuot ng shaded eyeglass at baseball cap!
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Pinoy Style: Maggalit-galitan at sisihin ang nagbigay ng maling inpormasyon. O magdahilan na ito'y isang milagro!
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Pinoy Style: Humanap ng mahabang stick na pangkamot o kumbinsihin ang pinakamalapit na tao sa iyo na kamutin ka!
Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Pinoy Style: Excuse me po! Makikiraan lang po!
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Pinoy Style: Isalang ang lumamig na kape sa microwave oven o magtimpla ng bagong mainit na kape!
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Pinoy Style: Siguraduhing gumagana parati ang locker para hindi mawala ang gamit!
Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Pinoy Style: Palitan ng wood parquet o konkretong marmol ang sahig!
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
Pinoy Style: Magdala ng yosi at manigarilyo, o ngumuya ng babolgam o kendi at magbasa ng tabloid na diyaryo!
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Pinoy Style: Tsamba lang. O sinuwerte lang. O ito'y isa na namang milagro!
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Pinoy Style: Mag-tsinelas or mag-sandals na lang!
Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Pinoy Style: Pag parating sarado ang bibig, ayaw ipakita ang bungi. Or puwede ring may ipin kaya lang may tinga o naninilaw dahil hindi pa nakapag-toothbrush!
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Pinoy Style: Pag walang mabiling ready-made, magpagawa ng made-to-order. Or maghanap ng second hand!
Law of Karma:
Whatever bad thing you have done will come back to you in three times worst.
Pinoy Style: Sa taong gumawa ng masama sa kanya, "Maka-karma ka rin!"
Law of Gravity:
Anything with weight from upper level position when dropped or jumped off will always fall down to ground.
Pinoy Style: Maglagay ng safety net o kutson. O ingatan huwag bumagsak o tumalon!
Law of Attraction:
Anything that you think of will materialize and anything you desire will come true when you least expected.
Pinoy Style: Regular physical check-up o konsultasyon sa doktor para masigurong walang sakit sa puso!
Law of Prayer to Ponder:
"Give me a sense of humor, Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke;
To get some humor out of life... and pass it on to other folks!"
Pinoy Style: Amen!!
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